ABC News has hired Ray Kelly, our fine city’s former police chief, as a law enforcement consultant.
At ABC, Kelly will be asked to help identify and oppress any member of a minority who has committed a crime, thought about committing a crime, or is simply walking around. Kidding!
In a memo obtained by TVNewser, Ben Sherwood, president of ABC News, said Kelly “will provide our viewers with an even deeper understanding of national security and intelligence issues at home and overseas.”
For more on this and Sherwood’s full note announcing Kelly, click through to TVNewser.