Jim VandeHeeho Named 'Sexiest Man Alive'

Politico Editor Jim VandeHei was named the sexiest man in D.C. by the political satire website Pardon the Pundit. A story on the site explains that VandeHei won the award over colleague Patrick Gavin because Gavin allegedly hoards cats, but we can’t tell what the f–k is real and what’s satire, so you’ll have to judge for yourself. They’re also reporting that Snooki is moderating an upcoming GOP debate, so someone may have forgotten to take their meds.