A reader writes in to say that Political Wire Editor Taegan Goddard is a dead ringer for actor John Cusack. We looked at them side by side for a good while, meditating on their various features. The conclusion? They both have skin, faces, and eyes.
But no, they don’t look alike.
Note to Tipster: We love you though for trying and don’t really think you’re a donkey.
Note to Readers: CQ Roll Call sells ads on Political Wire. Goddard does not work for the publication.