Sports Illustrated Cover Reminds You to Exercise

We've also decided to stop eating for about three years.

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The latest Sports Illustrated features Florida Marlins star Giancarlo Stanton covered in body paint. It also serves as a gentle reminder to exercise. More. No, more than that. You can stop once your chest is roughly the size of a coffee table.

Stanton, a 25-year-old outfielder, is the first pro athlete to be body painted on SI’s cover. He is not, however, the first pro athlete to make dudes feel bad about themselves.