Someone Give These People an E! Show

The John Birch Society takes on AMPAS. In all seriousness, if I were the People’s Choice Awards, I would rush to capitalize on the Academy’s overlooking of the highest-grossing movie of all time by launching a PR blitz: the ‘Passion’ snub demonstrates that Oscar is out of touch with the pulse of America, blah blah blah. Then I would hire some smart jews to renegotiate my broadcast deal.