Gawker.com caught the spoiler in the current issue People mag, but had the decency not to share the name of the ‘Top Chef’ winner with readers.
Page 134 of the December 21 issue (the one with Tiger’s wife on the cover) shows the above picture with the winner hugging Tom Colicchio and Padma’s bad idea bangs. The copy refers to the person in the picture as the “reigning Top Chef champ” and the photo caption says “[the winner]…beat out [the losers].” There is also a recipe for Bell Pepper Couscous with Tomato-Harissa Broth. Don’t make it. If you eat it, you will be able to tell the future, but all your friends will hate you for revealing events before they occur.