No Al Jazeera, No Worries! Fox News Has Egypt Covered

As HuffPost‘s Ryan Grim notes, Al Jazeera and its sterling coverage of the uprising in Egypt and across the Middle East, is blocked out by most cable providers in the United States. Even though our hockey-playing cousins to the north have access to Al Jazeera‘s English language network. But don’t you worry! American networks are on the ball! Get your international eduhmacation right here, on Fox News. First lesson, geography.

Holy shit! If we don’t bomb Egypt soon the Iranians are going to get control of the Suez Canal.