MTV is Looking for a Blogger: Must Be Knowledgeable, Smart and Born Before This Headline Ends

180px-Mtvmoon.pngWanna be a tween or just blog for some?

From MTV’s current blog:

Now, I’m not looking for just anybody. I want someone who worships flicks, loves to blog about them, and isn’t afraid to tell me how they feel (in a thoughtful and entertaining way, not in a red-faced scary way please). If you’re the kind of fan who can make an impassioned case for why Harry Potter could defeat Spider-Man in a fight AND explain to me definitively that Michael Bay is or is not the anti-Christ, well then this might be the thing for you.

Beyond you being you, you’ll just have to look to be between 18-30 years old, a legal resident of the 50 United States or District of Columbia, and available to come to L.A. on or around the dates of May 29-June 2. The deadline for your entry 12 noon EST on May 14th.

They have since posted one submission by a girl named Laura. She writes:

I’m terribly funny, personable, and not easily star struck. When the Backstreet Boys came to visit my junior high, I didn’t even flinch!

All we have to say is that we wish not flinching helped in this job. It doesn’t. That and the Backstreet Boys were visiting jr. highs?!