In our on-going coverage of Things That Keep You From Reading, Lean Forward Media and Goldhil Entertainment will launch DVD versions of those Choose Your Own Adventures books that you loved as kids.
The first, The Abominable Snowman, features the voices of William H. Macy and Frankie Muniz. Rather than risk paper cuts from all that antiquated page-flipping, kids can manipulate Macy’s every move using their imaginations — oh, wait, no — their DVD remotes.
This could be nice and everything, but all that clicking sounds like a lot of work. We’re going to wait for the implantable brain-chip version.