Indiana Jones: Raiders Of Spielberg’s iMac: Computers and photographs for the upcoming Indiana Jones sequel were stolen, according to DreamWorks Pictures SKG. Police have no suspects yet, but in related news, Sumner Redstone’s face has melted off.
She’s Pretty. And She Can Fart, Too: Columnist Jay A. Fernandez falls head over heels in this profile of The Heartbreak Kid co-star Malin Akerman. You know a guy’s into you when he gives you a blurb-worthy gem like, “most unselfconscious performance by an actress in a comedy in recent memory.”