LAT in 90 Seconds

Borat Thanks You For Seeing His Movie-Film, Lets You Use His Sister: The LAT says Borat saw record-setting ticket sales. But you probably figured that out when you were forced to watch two hairy men wrestle naked from the front row while your date sat 16 rows behind you.

katie.jpgReporting About Reporters: Is almost always boring.

quincysmith.jpgCBS Hunts For “Next YouTube,” Hires a Rainmaker: Thirty-five-year-old investment banker, Quincy Smith, has been hired to be the new CBS Interactive division president. According to the LAT:

“The move demonstrates that CBS, which is sitting on a stockpile of $3 billion in cash, is eager to make acquisitions to better position itself in digital media.”

No one has ever worked so hard, or spent so much to try catch up with a bunch of teenagers with bananas on their hands.