Looking for last-minute Valentine’s Day ideas for your significant, media-consuming other? Here are some can’t-miss picks:
A Valentine’s Day standard. Plus, support Martha’s continued penitentiary comeback and brand-off with that pesky Rachael Ray. Classic!
What Valentine’s Day would be complete without the 1991 shoegazer, white noise classic? All of them? Well, buy it anyway.
Nothing says “You’re my Valentine” like a belligerent billionaire’s cocktail sauce.
The wack actor is not exactly shy about his, uh, manhood-for-hire ($1 million for Mr. Gallo’s sperm “includes all costs related to one attempt at an in-vitro fertilization” c’mon, that’s a steal!). A perfect V-Day gift for that discerning starf*cker literally!
Not yet available, but if you know the right people in Vermont like we do, the “vanilla ice cream with waffle cone pieces and a fudge swirl” is the perfect nightcap to a media Valentine’s Day. Rich, creamy and right-leaning.