Dan Savage’s Milky, Frothy Threat to Rick Santorum

As you may have heard, or googled, sex columnist Dan Savage has already redefined Rick Santorum’s last name as “the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.” Now Savage is threatening to redefine the name “Rick” if Santorum continues using homophobia as a campaign tool. Let’s just say it involves “milky froth” and “turkey jerky.”

Play nice, Rick. Because we know Savage won’t.