Cosmo Names Kardashian/Jenner’s ‘America’s First Family’

God bless the USA.

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Cosmopolitan’s November cover features the Kardashian/Jenner clan and dubs them “America’s first family.” Not pictured are the other members of this family, who—because they’ve chosen to avoid overlord Kris Jenner—do not exist.

Cosmo’s November issue hits newsstands Oct. 13.