Bush Man Gets Blow Job by Press Tart Who Can’t Stop Blabbing About it

Today appears to be the day of secret  sexcapade revelations between married Washington journos and surprising partners. But nothing is as surprising as Vanity Fair‘s exploitation of  author Lisa Baron giving former President Bush Press Secretary Ari Fleischer a blow job. Her book is: Life of the Party: A Political Press Tart Bares All.

And today, unfortunately or fortunately depending on your taste for this sort of thing, we get to hear her read her prose in a VF podcast. Sexy right?

Around 1:13, she starts talking about shafts. At 4:20 she gets chatty about meeting Ari in Iowa. 5:47: She gives Ari her phone number. 6:15: “I’m going out with Ari.” 6:42: She went to his condo and got “down and dirty.” 7:07: Another tryst with Ari, this time at her apartment. 9:50: “Ari and I started kissing.” 10:25: The blow job occurs. 11:37 Revelation of “vodka breath.”

Listen here.