park rules to swear by

Apparel emblazoned with profanity might not be the best thing to wear in a national park–especially if a search party is after you.
An employee of Goldberg Moser O’Neill, San Francisco, learned just that while visiting California’s Yosemite National Park last month.
“My friend and I got lost in the wilds of Yosemite on a Saturday around noon,” said Orna Malone. “We were found a day later by a forest ranger, who had been given a description of us by my friends.”