Wednesday Stir

By Doug Zanger 

-It’s “The World’s Fastest Sneaker Pre-Release,” a collaboration between Porsche and Puma, created by Cramer-Krasselt. It’s a good schtick. The shoe launch lasted 2.7 seconds—the 0-60 mph time of the 2021 Porsche 911 Turbo—and sold over 1,400 pairs of shoes on the 16th. After that, the remaining lot of 8,000 limited-edition shoes sold out.

Marissa Mayer never left, but she’s back in the spotlight with a new product.


At least they’re not calling it the “Quibi for event platforms.”

-IPA mavens Lagunitas taps Canvas Worldwide as media AOR.

-It’s not quite Kendall Jenner bad, but apple pie Pepsi?

-Oh, BrewDog. You sass.

-Word up! Cameo (the platform, not the music artists) is thinking big.

-You might not be going home for Thanksgiving, but you can watch six hours of an eclectic Georgian (the country, not the state) gathering to take the edge off. This Supra (the feast, not the car) comes from Odysseus Arms in San Francisco.