No Wukkas: DraftFCB West Needs a GCD

By Matt Van Hoven 

See, there are totally jobs out there. Today: DraftFCB West seeks group creative director (on Krop of all places) to “champion groundbreaking ideas across all channels on our PG&E and Del Monte accounts”. Read: kick ass, take names, eat cereal. This is a San Francisco gig, so pack up your patchouli and hemp sandals before applying.

“Our ideal Group Creative Director is a proven visionary, a results oriented thought leader, a diplomat and an inspiring human being. You are interested in working on a socially responsible account and also have the business acumen and intellect to partner with very bright package goods clients. You must have extensive experience in and passion for all media platforms: traditional, direct, CRM, digital and social.”


Salary: One million dollars. Just kidding: commensurate with experience.

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