Blind Item: Copywriter See, Copywriter Do

By Matt Van Hoven 

This would only be better if it were written as a haiku.

Copywriter applies for open ECD position _______ _______ __ Office. Frustrated with his lack of upward mobility he bypasses Sr Mgmt in __ Office &#151 dials up the CEO in __. His last day is (today).

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The lesson: getting fired is liberating. Go for it. Or don’t. Either way Bravo, sir/madam.

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