Satire: “Realizing that CNN, MSNBC and FOX News are all covering everything Martha Stewart does 24/7, federal prison officials have announced they will no longer need to use an ankle bracelet monitor to help enforce Stewart’s house arrest.”
> Not satire: Martha has enjoyed “days of TV attention lavished on her departure from the pokey and prognostications about her comeback – with little evidence to back up the rosy forecasts,” Tim Cuprisin says…
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