Considering that Madonna is never going to “empathize” with your shit like she does with Britney Spears (see video above), getting a job is your damn problem and yours alone. It’s time for No Wukkas, the job hunt!
1. Media Planner – McCann Worldgroup, San Fran, CA
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2. Junior Copywriter – UpShot, Chicago, IL
“Upshot is a Chicago-based marketing agency that focuses on brand marketing, integrated promotion, retail marketing and regional marketing. We were named the #2 creative agency in the 2007 PROMO 100. Listed in the Top 10 in Crain’s 2008 Best Places to Work in Chicago. And ranked a Top 50 agency in Ad Age’s 2008 Agency Report.” Get more job details here.
3. Art Director – Huge, Los Angeles, CA
“This is an opportunity to be a part of something big! We’re growing quickly and want an applicant who is interested in being a part of this exciting time at our company. There is a great deal of opportunity to evolve in this role integrating your passions and strengths.” Get more job details here.
4. Art Director – R/GA, New York, NY
“R/GA, NY is looking for an Art Director who is a Designer at heart, someone who has a passion for sports and a solid understanding of design (typography, color theory, composition, etc.).” Get more job details here.
5. Account Director, Gaming Client – DraftFCB, San Fran, CA
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6. Interactive Creative Director – BarkleyREI, Pittsburgh, PA
You are going to need 5+ years interactive design experience, preferably with an agency. Get more job details here.
7. Art Director & Copywriter – KG Partners, Portland, ME
“We’re looking for an Art Director/Copywriter who’s completely psyched about all of the tools—digital, print, ambient, broadcast, whatever—available to communicate with people today. You don’t care what the media channel is, you’ll use any and all to hit the center of the target—in fact, it’s not beyond you to invent a new way to reach out if the opportunity presents itself.” Get more job details here.
8. Production Assistant/Associate – Droga5, New York, NY
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