No Wukkas – The Job Hunt

By SuperSpy 

Take it from Shannen and Jenny… sometimes you just need a gig. Any gig. It’s time for No Wukkas – The Job Hunt!

1. Media Planner – McCann Erickson, San Fran
Okay, yes. This is at McCann, but in San Fran, which is supposedly a much cooler office than New York. Go for it. Get the full details here.


2. Art Director – Digitas, New York
“You must have strong leadership skills and be able to inspire a team of designers, juggle multiple projects simultaneously, and work closely with clients. You must create a range of concepts and designs for each project.”

Basically, it’s advertising. You MUST be willing to give up your life, but I got a feeling Digitas pays very well indeed. Get the full details here.

3. Digital Media Planner – OMD, Los Angeles, CA
You’re going to need these qualifications: “The candidate should possess a Bachelors degree in Advertising, Media Studies or Communication and possess 2+ years of experience in the field of media.”
Get the full details here.

4. Copywriter – Unknown agency, Atlanta
This ad was posted in the Chicago section of Craigslist, but apparently, they’ll pay to relocate to Atlanta. Why you ask? “This is a rare opportunity for PAID relocation to Atlanta to work under a Creative Director that came to us from a major worldwide agency in London.” Right. While this ad is posted through the very reputable Creative Circle, it still smells sketchy-mcsketchy. If you’re feeling bold or just curious, get the full details here.

5. Account Director, CPG – Lowe Worldwide, New York, NY
You know the drill – you’re going to need a Bachelors degree, a minimum of 8 years account management experience and at least 2 years of experience on a consumer packaged goods account. Oh and let us not forget – “a positive attitude and a sense of humor.”

Get the full details here.

6. Account manager – Yooter Interactive, Allentown, PA
“Yooter is one of the fastest growing social media and search engine optimization companies in the United States. With several fortune 500 firms on the client roster and a powerful niche with online marketing.” Get the full details here.