No Wukkas

By SuperSpy 

Madonna recently defended Master of the Universe, Tommy Cruise in New York Magazine: “I think he gets a raw deal, just as I think the orphans in Malawi get a raw deal; just as I think a lot of marginalized people get a raw deal.”

Um, raw deal? Like the kids in Malawi who barely have enough to eat, never mind educational opportunities? Sure and Tom is worth how many tens of millions of dollars? Because the odds of you getting such a bum deal like poor Tommy Boy’s, why not look for a new gig with a slightly higher salary? It’s time for No Wukkas – The Job Hunt.


1. Organic – Engagement Manager, New York, NY

What is an engagement manager? Good question.

“The Manager of Engagement Management is responsible for the successful delivery of large-scale client engagements and/or multiple smaller engagements for a single client. The Manager of Engagement Management is the primary Organic point of contact for the client in the day-to-day execution of client engagements and acts as project team leader.”

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2. Zimmerman Advertising – Media Planner, Chicago, IL

“The Planner’s primary function is to develop media plans and assure their implementation. Evaluation process with buyer(s) and ensuring that the package is efficient before client presentation. Helping prepare and present plans to clients to gain approvals. Work with buyer(s) to put package on estimate, prepare and issue media POV’s to Account Executive, negotiate the print/internet/OOH rates and added value. Issue insertion orders from BAP for all print/OOH/internet planned for each mkt. The Media Planner works directly with the Media Supervisor for all POVs which will result in significant changes in media strategy approved in annual planning process. Present plans to client with Media Supervisor and account team.”

Get more the job details here.

3. Mullen – Account Executive, Wenham, MA

“Should be an expert on the client’s business, client category and consumer with a firm command of the facts. Also may have supervisory responsibility for an AAE or AA and must use these resources intelligently to maximize effectiveness. Advises and defers to supervisors the instant she/ he believes the process is going askew and does not have the command or influence to re-direct them. Must demonstrate added-value thinking in terms of client’s business and agency activities required to support that.”

4. Alma DDB – Art Director, San Francisco, CA

“Alma DDB is looking for an experienced Art Director for our growing San Francisco office. Ideal candidate is bilingual / bicultural, with a very strong creative reel and experience in both traditional and untraditional advertising vehicles.”

5. Publicis In The West – Interactive Account Supervisor, Seattle, WA

Publicis In The West is selling you, like hard.

“Benefits: You’ll get to surround yourself with brilliant, eclectic and cool people; you’ll be a change agent at the leading edge of marketing and technology; and we’ll pay you really well, with all the expected benefits of being part of a global, public company.”

“We are a billion-dollar business right here in the cultural capital of the Pacific Northwest. Surrounded by the Nintendos, the Microsofts, the Amazons, the Starbucks and the rivers, oceans, lakes and mountains, we are naturally drawn to discovering the Next Big Thing in an entrepreneurial environment that encourages us to do so. We create award winning marketing and advertising solutions for T-Mobile, Citibank, HP, Coinstar, RealNetworks and Washington’s Lottery, among others. We are 250 fearless visionaries, business leaders, creative geniuses, media artists and entrepreneurs, plus we have a great view of the water, and free flowing booze on Fridays…”