Get Tracy Morgan on Twitter

By Matt Van Hoven 

There are people who suck at sharing their thoughts in 140 or fewer characters, and though we won’t name any in particular, it’s pretty obviously due to fear of something. Maybe these bad tweeters have reputations to uphold (something we’d know nothing about) or their minds are too focused on the ends instead of the means. Or they’re just unfunny stupid jerks who can’t put together a ramble-y, incoherent phrase. The point: Tracy Morgan should have a Twitter account. It’s his fucking patriotic duty.

They say incoherence is the key to humor. No they don’t. But in Morgan’s case, it is, and he should share that with the rest of us, always. He probably has a cell phone, maybe even one that can download an application that would make using twitter supes ease (super easy). Whatever the case, please support the shit out of this cause (read: get behind it, ardently), and let’s convince Tracy to get on it.

Twacy.org can help. Created by the OMGICU dude(s).

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