Dumbo Agency Lead Welcomes Mayor Bloomberg to Sausage Party

By Matt Van Hoven 

There in the background, separated from the camera by a mere fence, is Carrot Creative’s Mike Germano. Once a politician himself, notice how Germano’s attention piques as Mayor Michael Bloomberg sleuths over to grab a sausage. Mischief is afoot, people.

This is clear proof that Germano is not really an ad-man, rather a city-level-politician-in-training hoping to shorten Bloomberg’s time in office by raising his sodium levels to the point that he can no longer work, thereby opening a “hole” into the city’s top political seat.

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Note the following. Said the Mayor, “I ate about a third of a sausage, which was passed to me through the hole in the chain-link fence.” That hole is clearly a metaphor for social media. Germano’s goal is to cut a hole through typical, traditional media barriers and get the sausage in his client’s customer’s mouth. We’re on to you, Carrot.

Also notice that Germano has figured out how to travel through time &#151 a grey-haired version of himself stood mere feet from the present day version who runs Carrot Creative. Is this some social media ploy?

Mayor Bloomberg eats a sausage from NYDN Brawl for the Hall on Vimeo.

Via NYDN

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