Feel like your regular ol’ Stoli or Smirnoff is missing a certain something? Well, some company called EZ Protocols may fill the void with Russian-based Kabbalah vodka, which comes with your own “Christian infant” made out of fortified glass and a different Torah message in each bottle. The infants appear to be indulging in some nose-picking, middle finger-flicking or straight-up wailing depending on which bottle you choose.
According to the site English Russia, the high end vodka–which reportedly sold big at secret internet auctions–has a “distinguished wheat flavor” and is “focused on strong and self-confident men from the higher orders that prefer authority to publicity and know for a certainty about the nature of power in Russia.” The Jewish community might not be smiling but we can imagine Boris Yeltsin has to be.
Via Animal New York