Note: Last night we received a nonsensical yet intriguing tip that was sent in the form of a blind item. Being that it is impossible to derive any real information from it (unless you speak question mark), we decided that the best thing to do was put it out there. The tipster alleges that ???? was responsible for ????. I know, messed up, right? Mixed metaphors and actual accusations included at no extra charge.
THE BIG WHEELS AT ??? ARE REELING. LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE AT ??? IS FINALLY BLOWING THE WHISTLE ON ???’S DIRTY LITTLE SECRET — — — A HIDDEN CHARGE CALLED ???. (ed’s note: tipster, I think you left the caps lock on????)
??? HAS BEEN GETTING AWAY WITH THIS SCAM FOR A LONG TIME — — — 15 YEARS OR MORE. BUT, AS THEY SAY, ALL GOOD THINGS COME TO AN END — — — EVEN FOR THE “NOT-SO-GOOD GUYS” AT ??? WHO CONTINUE TO FATTEN THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS THROUGH PADDING THEIR CLIENTS’ INVOICES.
AS ALL THIS HAS BEEN COMING TO LIGHT, ???’S TOP GUYS HAVE BEEN FRANTICALLY THROWING UP A SMOKESCREEN — — — THEY’VE EVEN BEEN CALLING EFFORTS TO EXPOSE THEIR SCAM AS A SCAM ITSELF! SO WHO’S SCAMMING WHO?!?!?
??? HAS BEEN CLEVER IN THE WAY THEY HAVE CONDUCTED THEIR SCAM. SO CLEVER THAT SOME CLIENTS BELIEVE THEY HAVEN’T BEEN AFFECTED BECAUSE THEY HAVE “AUDITED” THEIR INVOICES! NO AUDIT THAT DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT IT’S LOOKING FOR WOULD EXPOSE ???’S SCAM.
THE OVERCHARGES ARE HIDDEN WHICH VIOLATE THIS AGENCY’S AGREEMENT WITH ALL THEIR CLIENTS THAT THERE WILL BE NO HIDDEN FEES. EMPLOYEES (BOTH FORMER AND CURRENT) WILL ATTEST TO THIS SCAM IF THEY GET OVER BEING INTIMIDATED BY THE HEAD HONCHOS WHO HAVE EXCELLED IN THIS TACTIC OVER THE YEARS. IN FACT, THESE FAT CATS HAVE ELIMINATED MOST OF THE EMPLOYEES WHO KNOW ABOUT THIS ILLEGAL BILLING SCHEME SINCE ITS INCEPTION AND HAVE SUCCESSFULLY CONTAINED THIS KNOWLEDGE TO A VERY SMALL CIRCLE.
TO ALL THE VICTIMIZED CLIENTS OF ???:
INVESTIGATE AND GET THE FACTS. OBVIOUSLY, THEY WON’T GET THE FACTS FROM ??? OR EVEN FROM [redacted]. JUST TAKE THAT ONE LITTLE STEP FURTHER AND THEY WILL HAVE ALL THE FACTS FROM THE RIGHT PEOPLE. GOOD LUCK TO THEM!
(ed’s note: thanks for the tip, tipster. we’d love to get these fat cats for you, but we have no idea WHO OR WHERE THEY ARE. Oops, pesky caps lock again.)
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