We get some doozy pitches over here in the ‘Spy office, but the one that landed in our inbox today takes it:
I would like to have an article written featuring our companies non-traditional business model for supplying clients with high end animation all through remote production. We are growing team of creatives and managers pushing the limits of working from a cloud office in the commercial/advertising space. Cheers, [redacted}
Well I would like a private beach house on an island in the Bahamas but that’s not happening either.