How Not To Launch Your Career As A Spokesman

By SuperSpy 

Korey wants you to know that his dancing is perfect for your brand or next agency campaign. In fact, his dancing will “Make Your Ad Campaign an Outrageous Success!!!” At 1:03 minutes, Korey begins showing you his stuff. Around 2:47, he asks you to get up from your desk and crank up the volume. By 7:52, we cut to Korey showing us what he “does for fun on weekends.” That’s right. It’s more erratic dancing. This time at a beach party.

Here’s the thing – you have got to admire the fact that dude does not give two poops what you think. He just knows his shit is fly. He’s out there, balls to the wall, takin’ his mushrooms and rocking out to some Goa trance. And really, who hasn’t done a little acid and flailed their bodies around regardless of the actual rhythm?

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Clearly, Korey is trying to be the next Matt of Stride Gum fame. But, you know, Matt already had a YouTube following when Stride picked him up. His dance was also pretty darn charming. Come on. It was. Methinks that Korey is a very far cry from chubby, smiling, bring the world together, Matt.

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