Wolf Blitzer’s Birthday Advice for Anderson Cooper

By Alex Weprin 

CNN anchor Anderson Cooper planned to celebrate his birthday yesterday with a textbook edition of the “Ridiculist” taking on the viral phenomenon “Prancercise.” But that was not to be, as fellow anchor Wolf Blitzer hijacked the segment. Blitzer appeared to provide advice and guidance, from someone when spent a few more years in the trenches than Cooper had.

Some of the advice: Stop getting into fistfights, or as Blitzer explained, “use your words Anderson.”

Also: quit giggling all the time.