Results of the Bill O’Reilly/Stephen Colbert caption contest:
Separated at birth.
Colbert is trying to make himself taller with his mind. He’s concentrating, focusing. Nope, no good. He’s still under 6′ tall.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s Bill O’Reilly with a waiter!
Colbert: He’s much taller than I play him on TV.
Heights are proportionate to ratings.
Happy Holidays, Love Bill and Stephen
“What an asshole.” “What an asshole.”
Colbert Meets Papa Bill
Two fake journalists
And that brings us to tonight’s word: short–or at least shorter
Stick with me, Bill, and I’ll make you a star.
Trick Question: Spot The Phony
Unfair and Unbalanced
“Daddy….can you give me my allowance now? Pleeeeeeeeeeze???”
Holy smoke, just how tall are you, Bill?
Who’s your daddy?
“Is this the line for falafels?”
O’Reilly: So Colbert, is this your first time at Scores?
I didn’t realize he’s this tall!
Legalize gay marriage!
The spin twins
The Man vs. The Wannabe
Bill O’Reilly and the Frenchman
Laissez les bons temps rouler!
Bill O’Reilly and a Stranger with Candy
Fair and Balanced meets Respected…Trustworthy…Smooth
Is that a falafel in your pocket or are you just glad to finally meet me?