“Paris Out Of Pokey” On FNC

By Brian 

Fox News pre-empted the 3am replay of Special Report for an hour of live commercial-free Paris coverage anchored by Suzanne Sena. She promised “live team coverage.”

“She still has the model walk,” correspondent Jonathan Hunt said as Hilton exited the jail. “…She was still putting on a show for the cameras.”

Later, he pointed out that Hilton wasn’t wearing a seatbelt as she drove away.

This was my favorite chyron:

Here’s how Hunt summed it all up at 4:08am: “This is a very different liberation of Paris than the one we all celebrated August 25, 1944. It may show how the culture has changed that we’re now celebrating this liberation of a very different sort of Paris…”