Keith Olbermann On… Alberto, Laura, Paris, Hillary, & Dick

By Brian 

Last week, we learned Keith Olbermann‘s opinions of his cable competitors. Now, in this CBS Sunday Morning profile of the MSNBC host, we hear a few more opinions:

  Alberto Gonzales: “I’d really like to see his diploma.”

Laura Bush: “Very nice lady. In a knife fight, I think she’d get me. I think she’d kill me. She’s surprisingly capable.”

Paris Hilton: “If she didn’t exist we’d have to make her up.”

Hillary Clinton: “I think she went to — to ‘Improve Hillary Clinton’ boot camp in the first six weeks of this year. I think she’s trying real hard.”

Dick Cheney: “He scares the living crap out of me.”