‘Former ONN Fashion Reporter’ Glenn Beck Says The Onion Deserves a Pulitzer

By Alex Weprin 

Outgoing Fox News host Glenn Beck comes clean in a video as part of The Onion’s campaign to get a Pulitzer Prize. Beck reveals that he began his career as a humble fashion reporter for The Onion News Network, before being cruelly fired.

“When I was fired from ONN, I was hurt, and I was angry, and I vowed that I would show them by making something of myself. And now here I am, one of the most famous faces and voice in commentary today.”

Beck argues that despite how he was treated, America’s finest news source deserves a Pulitzer. Its only right, people.

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