Begging For Bucks For Bigger Boobs

Spotted on Craigslist:

“I know this is a long shot, but it’s worth a try. This month I attained my B.S. degreee in journalism with a minor in marketing. I hope to one day soon be a leading broadcast journalist, but feel that my small chest is holding me back. I am seeking understanding, kind-hearted people who are willing to invest in my A-cup breasts and help me finance a breast augmentation surgery and advance my career in broadcast journalism. The surgery will cost $3,000 and get me up to a full C-cup. I believe that this is the final piece that I need to have more self-confidence and gain better job opportunities.”

Well she certainly is putting her marketing classes to good use. She concludes the message with this important reminder: “This is not only an investment in my confidence; It is an investment in my fruitful career.”

> NewsBusters links to the posting with the line, “Is it any wonder television news doesn’t have much credibility?”