ABC News anchor Chris Cuomo is interviewed by Men’s Health on competing in the New York City Triathlon (pictured) as well as wearing Spandex, which he said was a “violation of Man Law,” at least until he tried it:
“Soon I was keeping pace with the fast riders in Central Park. There were two things about them, however, that I was not willing to emulate: spandex and shaved legs. Simply put, both are violations of Man Law.”
“But a few rides in, I realized that spandex was much less of a threat to my manhood than chafing was. So I started to wear outfits that wrapped me like a sausage and cushioned my bits. That said, the relative Mendoza Line still exists: I have not taken a razor below my neck, and by Zeus, I will fight that to the end”