A Week In Lou Dobbs Land

By Brian 

The San Francisco Chronicle’s Tim Goodman asks: “Honestly, doesn’t it get boring being the CNN chief who asks Lou [Dobbs] what he’s broadcasting day to day?

“Whatcha got, Lou?”

“Mexicans are pouring over our borders.”

“What’s Tuesday?”



“You may not have heard me say this, but the borders are broke.”

“Anything new for Thursday?”

“Yep. Aliens.”

“From space?”

“Nope, Canada.”

“Please, please — any new angle for Friday?”

“Immigrants who drive. Illegally, of course. Across broken borders. And into our land. Where they’ve created a crises. Then I interview Teddy Roosevelt from the grave.”