Hemingway is “mannered, furiously smart, and even a great volleyball player,” says literary agent Sorche Elizabeth Fairbank, “but a bit of a hack when it comes to editing. His tastes tend toward Bigfoot memoirs, old Calvin and Hobbes collections, and anything by Carl Hiaasen (he was a Key West kitty, hence his name). We have to keep him away from the finer literary novels upon which, if we won’t let him have the pencil, he gaks.” (Write your own “we know the feeling” punchline here.)