To be honest, I haven’t actually worked up the enthusiasm to open the wrapper on this copy of Touristic Guidings to Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, backed with Touristic Guidings to Minor Nation of U.S. and A., yet, because Borat feels like a lifetime away somehow, but the senior GalleyCat Army inspector seems happy, so I’m still going to give the marketing team at Flying Dolphin points for going the extra distance with the twine. Too bad they can’t ship the actual book that way when it ships in two weeks, too.