No Wukkas – The Job Hunt, The Media Planner Edition

By SuperSpy 

If King of the douches, Dane Cook, can put out yet another craptastic movie and get paid more for doing it, then you too can up your ante. It’s time for No Wukkas! The job hunt!

1. Media Planner – Starcom, Los Angeles, CA
You know the deal. In this gig, you are responsible for Print analysis, planning, placement and related reports. Get more details here.

2. Media Planner – Avenue A/Razorfish
They are looking for someone with experience with ad server technology; Atlas Software preferred. Plus PC proficiency and solid, a BA or equivalent experience required and 4+ years of media planning and/or buying experience.

Get more details here.

The jobs continue after the jump…

3. Media Planner – DraftFCB, Chicago, IL
These cats are always hiring. Have you noticed? Anyway, “candidate should have the desire to develop well-rounded planning skills in a channel agnostic environment.”

Agnostic? DraftFCB? Please. Nonetheless, get more details here.

4. Media Planner – T3, New York, NY
We were just talking about these cats and their new Austin office! If you get this job, you will not be working there. Darn. No showers for you.

Get more details here.

5. Assistant Media Planner – Universal McCann, Los Angeles, CA
If you’re fresh out of college or switching industries, this might be the gig for you. Get more details here.

6. Senior Media Planner, Digital – Digitas, New York, NY
This is one of those listing with eight headings and eight hundred parameters. You’re on your own. Get more details here.