No Wukkas – The Job Hunt

By SuperSpy 

Director Todd Solondz is working on a follow-up to his film, “Happiness.” It will star Allison Janney, Charlotte Rampling, and Paris Hilton. Yes. Hell has frozen over. Time to keep your promise and get a new job.

1. Group Resource Coordinator – R/GA, New York
R/GA is looking to hire a Group Resource Coordinator who will be responsible for increasing efficiency across a group of accounts through effective management of staff resourcing. Get more job details here.

2. Account Supervisor – Deep Focus, NY
Deep Focus is still turning our work in the shit climate. They are looking for the usual: “a team player who is bright and enthusiastic with a creative spirit. Must have a great attitude and sense of urgency.” Get more job details here.

3. Copywriter – Huge, Portland, Oregon
HUGE is an innovative design firm with offices in Brooklyn, Los Angeles, Atlanta, and London. We have a renowned team of designers, programmers, and interaction specialists, all with a dedication to beautiful, highly-functional design. Get more job details here.

4. Media Planner – McCann WorldGroup, San Fran., CA
You’re going to need rrior experience as an Assistant Media Planner
and a minimum of 2+ years experience in an ad or media agency. Get more job details here.

5. Associate Producer Interactive – Big Spaceship, NY
You know what they need. Get more job details here.

6. Senior Copywriter – Planit, Baltimore, MD
“Speaking of that, along with your resume you MUST include three electronic samples of your work to be considered for this job. Don’t worry. If we’re interested, you’ll get the opportunity to come in and show us all your stuff. But for now, keep it to three.” Get more job details here.

7. Account Director – DraftFCB, San Fran., CA

This has got to be the most screwed up job posting I’ve ever seen. Someone has just gotten trigger happy with the HTML. Get more job details here.