No Wukkas

By SuperSpy 

Before you have a total system failure like Tom Cruise‘s robot wife, Katie, just go get a new gig. It’s time for No Wukkas – The Job Hunt!

1. H2 Agency – Copywriter, Chicago, IL

“Full-time position in a thriving downtown agency.
This is a chance for a writer to utilize their clever writing style.
You’ll be working primarily on print and broadcast and will be involved with content strategy as well.
Position starts as soon as they find the right candidate for the job. Salary TBD.
If this sounds like you, please send us your resume and writing samples to: julie at h2agency dot com
“When you need a creative, we get creative.”

That’s what we like to see in a job ad – simple and to the point. Get more info on the agency here.

2. DraftFCB – Art Director, Seattle, WA

“Draftfcb Seattle is looking for a stellar art director to work on a variety of regional and national brands, including Providence Hospitals, Washington Tourism and Sunkist.You should have 5+ years of ad agency experience working on a variety of accounts (healthcare a +) and media platforms (We offer a competitive salary + full benefits package. Qualified candidates should send their resumes, excellent work samples and superb portfolios to: Miles.Nored at draftfcb dot com”

3. Carat – Assistant Media Planner, New York, NY

To land this gig, you must have the following qualifications:

  • College graduates who enjoy dealing with numbers
  • Relevant internships and coursework are a plus
  • A strong interest in media, strategy, and branding
  • Excellent computer skills
  • A desire to break ground beyond the traditional media landscape
  • The ability to ask questions, be curious, and create excitement
  • Must be extremely articulate and show professionalism

Get more details here.

4. Organic – Director, Engagement Management (Online Media)

What a mouthful to get onto a business card!

“The Director of Engagement Management is responsible for the successful delivery of large-scale client engagements and/or multiple smaller engagements for a single client. The Director is often the primary client contact as well as the Organic team leader, which requires the ability to effectively balance longer-term strategic issues with day-to-day tactical project issues.”

“Organic is all about the exceptional. We are a leading digital communications agency – the first, in fact – focused on designing and building exceptional experiences that help make the online channel really work for leading companies.”

Really? You’re the very, very first? Right. Anyway, get more details on the job here.
5. Media Storm – Strategic Buyer, Norwalk CT

Bachelor Degree preferred.
At least 2 years of media buying throughout multiple U.S. markets within an agency or client environment.
Experienced in Broadcast TV, Cable (spot and/or network), and Satellite negotiations (VOD platform a plus but not required).
Research System experience preferred (MRI, Scarborough, Strata Broadcast Sys.)
Computer skills required: Word, Excel, PowerPoint
Strong verbal communication skills and demonstrated client service skills.
Ability to multi-task and strong attention to detail.
Ability to mentor junior staff and to train them in preparing, evaluating and implementing media plans and projects.

Get more details here.

6. Art Director – Avenue A/Razorfish, New York, NY

“Let’s start with a secret: Art Directors are arguably the most important player on a digital creative team (don’t tell your Creative Director). Why is that? Because Art Directors are even more hands-on. You must be able to concept, direct, execute, produce, forecast, and troubleshoot everything related to design. Please note, at Avenue A | Razorfish, Art Directors are not glorified Senior Designers; they are born conceptual thinkers with keen directing, producing, and presentation skills. Beyond the textbook interactive stuff, Art Directors are tastemakers. You know culture, mainstream and underground. IMDB, Pitchfork, and Newstoday should not just ring a bell; they should ring your bell.”

Are you done feeling satisfied now that the agency has licked you all over and called you God? Good. Get more details on the job here.