What’s the holiday season without an awkward pageant, performed by three lovely, elegant women in front of a group of friends? It’s nothing, that’s what! Cue a group of friends from JWT New York who in true “creative” style, put together a well choreographed dance routine; a festive Can-can that artistically shows how babies are made.
The Performers: Ms. Reynolds, Ms. Worthington, Ms. Bezverkhny. Know them, love them, cherish their bravery.
The event was held to honor not the birth of Jesus (that guy in all the pictures), but one Armando Flores (see image). You’ll recall that Armando was one of three winners at this year’s Halloween costume contest a la JWT.
The performance took place somewhere in East Williamsburg over the weekend and though we weren’t there, we’re told the routine (entitled “Circle of Life”) was one in a million. Probably because each of the three dancers had a different object representing said circle attached to her body in such a way that when skirts were lifted, objects could be seen dangling between the three pairs of legs. Don’t worry, their respective lady parts were well concealed from onlookers’ gazes. This was true art.
What were those objects? So glad you asked. Lady One sports a stuffed toy kitten. Mrs. Two proudly hung a tool normally seen only in girl-on-girl porn, the prodigious strap-on, while the third (and possibly the classiest) beauty rounded out the trio with a baby doll (not the lingerie kind, rather, the small-child’s plaything type). Did we mention it appeared to be about half way through the birth canal? Glee, bliss, joy!
Armando must be quite the guy to deserve such a thoughtful, awe-inspiring performance during this advertising who’s who.
We’re just sad that whoever took a video of the whole production deleted it after posting it to Facebook. In all, we’re told a myriad advertising professionals lay witness to this unique miracle-on-stage, and ask that should one of them come across some stashed video of it, that they send it our way.