Mama Lohan’s New Toothbrush Good for Cleaning Your Whore Mouth

Dina Lohan will announce a new, green toothbrush tomorrow, called “The Aqua Freedom Green Lohan Brush” during a presser tomorrow in New York.

The next time you go out grab your T.A.F.G.L.B. and rest assured that you’ll be able to wash the weed-and-hooker-spit taste out of your mouth before that 9 a.m. with the client, guilt free! Well, at least in the sense that you didn’t waste any water &#151 whatever you did the night before, that’s forever.

Yeah, or this is actually good for people in places without clean water. But still, good for whores.

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