This is one of those stories that will ultimately become an email you get from your dad in three years. Here’s the scoop: sister “tells on” brother for having a twelver (of beer!) hidden in his room. Brother’s parents ground him for three months. With little to do but play on the inter Webs and dig around sister’s room, brother combines these activities for the ultimate revenge. So what’d he do? Post sister’s who-I-want-to-get-with list, on Facebook. Names/preferred-acts included. This is probably NSFW, but only for words/phrases, like “finger me”. Click.
H/t yet unemployed @colinmurphy