Despite being parked at the Mediabistro Circus (yeah, we’re here right now!), we’ve still been able to cull some good stories for you. They’re just, ah, not written by us. Heh. Our fave story of the day — Heidi & Spencer didn’t actually storm off the set of their zany NBC show, “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Outta Here!” Now that’s s’m’advertisin.
— The Italians are up in arms, arms, I say about a Miller light ad that’s kinda guido-y. Being Italian, I disagree — it’s meh. link
— Deutsch NY won creative and media “duties” on PNC. link
— Adweek says Fallon’s Michael Wall is considering a job as global CEO for Lowe. Pins and/or needles. link
— Guess who wrote this doozy: “Silicon Valley douchenozzles engage in mutual masturbation shenanigans!” link
— Kleenex has fruit shaped boxes for the summa, for the summa. link
— They bleeped “crap” in this Bing spot. It’s a $100 mil account so swearing is not a fuckin option. link
— Is complaining too easy online? God, I hate stupid questions. Ha ha, that was a joke. link
— That thing about Speidi, click here.