Friday’s Illegal Ad: Faberge this is Not

By Kiran Aditham 

Japanese company Kanojo Toys has launched the latest iteration of its Tenga Egg Masturbator, a placid and now multi-textured gizmo that lets you enjoy the pleasure of choking the chicken (obvious pun) in Wavy, Clicker or Spider form. The vid offers a demonstration on how to use the Egg, which is inconspicuous enough that you don’t have to feel too pervy for having it lying around the house. You just might want to keep it away from the actual store-bought ones, though.



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