Clearly this has been an odd week. Just before your holiday began, the world exploded with ill planned ads and we were there to cover it all. On your dreary Labor Day Weekend Eve, here’s the most boring headlines we could find — and totally sexify. Enjoy!
— Sweet’N Low’s looking for a new Beau. link
— OMD won Virgin Atlantic — arguably the sexiest airline in all zie verld. link
— Diane Sawyer, America’s coug, just got a sweet job that lets her swing that schwanz around a bit. link
— Not sexy: unemployment hits 9.7%. link
— The dead are hot! Michael Jackson was buried, finally. link
— Labor Day is actually a Canadian holiday we adapted. Point: America’s Hat. Also, there’s nothing sexy about Canada. link