Craigslist Ad of the Day: Homeless Creative Director Will Write Advertising For Food

By Matt Van Hoven 

This is Mitch Lemus. He’s a freelancer whose last ball-and-chain gig was at Euro, where he played ACD for three years. Now he’s selling his wares/skills/spare-time on Craigslist. Mitch, buddy, it’d be more authentic if you wrote your plea on the cardboard &#151 folks living on the streets don’t have paper and tape lying around. Best of luck, dude.

Damn &#151 two girls and two houses. Baller.

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