Thanks to a lovely tipster I am wildly amused as I cling to life from my sick bed. Apparently, Airborne got the memo that sex sells and so they sexed up their efforts to sell. They’re using Sebastion the spokesmodel to entice us to run out and buy. He’ll even “deliver” you a free sample. Perhaps if I’d seen this site earlier, I’d be feeling much better by now. Check it out, I promise you shaggy hair, pecks and bareback riding. Enjoy (if that’s your thing).
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